UMMOA invasion redux: giant coconut crab sighted in Hawaii

As the English language colloquialism goes: It ain't over till the fat lady sings [1].

And in case you haven't figured out the plot of the (real life) UMMOA® film yet, the fat lady still hasn't started singing!

Some other nations and micronations are just sleeping like Princess Aurora, the protagonist of the 1959 Disney film Sleeping Beauty, who is waiting for her handsome Prince Philip to show up.

Wake up girl! He's there already! Haven't you seen the "fearless stripes" of that dashing tiger? — the UMMOA flag.

All the other nations and micronations are either evil fairies, like witch Maleficent, or they are dead already!

The United Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA) started with 12 components.

The first of these components was human, societal. It was the "United Micronations" part of the UMMOA's full name. It was the "We the People" part.

This wasn't just that preamble to the Constitution [2] that has now become President Obama's morning toilet paper. No. The United Micronations was, and is, a genuine community of people.

The other eleven of the 12 components, on the other hand, were UMMOA government land claims, the "Multi-Oceanic Archipelago" part of the UMMOA's full name, and 8 islands out of the eleven, are located in the Pacific Ocean. To be more specific, these specific 8 islands are part of the Polynesia subregion of that continent/region called Oceania.

The UMMOA has continued to grow since those beginnings, and today there are three kinds of UMMOA land claims:
  1. The land UMMOA nationals claim (chartered, and part of a new continent)
  2. The land the UMMOA Government was the first to claim (unchartered, or not fully chartered)
  3. The land the UMMOA Government claims to have superior claim to (false chartered, spurious claims by other governments)
The first kind of claims together make up the capital and largest city of the UMMOA, the Fifth World Community (5WC). These are actually the private properties of three micronations [3], and part of the Newest Continent of Global Earth Oceans, or GEO.

More information about all the continents is available here:

More information about all the oceans is available here:

The second kind of claim is a new island the UMMOA Government was the first to claim, Aphrodite Island, and in fact this Red Sea island is still unchartered, or not fully chartered. We can only state with precision that the island is nearest to Rugged Island (claimed by Yemen).

The third kind of claims are UMMOA government superior claims to islands in the Pacific Ocean, Caribbean Sea, Atlantic Ocean, and Indian Ocean, and the UMMOA also claims one Antarctic continental territory. The UMMOA also claims a mere point on the map located in the Mediterranean Sea, and it is nearest to the island called Pličina Jabuka, or Jabuka Rock (claimed by Croatia).

All these territorial claims are listed here:

Is the story of the UMMOA over? Has the fat lady sung her song? Not yet!

The UMMOA started its existence when the www.ummoa and www.amomu domains came alive in the Cesidian Root (CRt). The Hon Most Rev Dr Cesidio Tallini started a first Winnecomac-based organisation called the United Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA) on that date. Later, on 6 May 2008, the UMMOA legally invaded US namespace, and digitally annexed the 11 insular possessions formerly known as the United States Minor Outlying Islands, with what is now known as "the most peaceful and bloodless battle in world history". Kind of reminds you of the Crimea "invasion" [4], right?

The United States Department of the Interior has publicly denied that these 11 islands belong to "Tallini" [5], but the UMMOA Government is more than Tallini alone. The United States Patent and Trademark Office has certainly testified to that, when it granted Tallini's community a UMMOA® registered trademark [6]!

Recently, however, a giant coconut crab (Birgus latro) was sighted in Hawaii, and as the article below states, "Coconut crabs are illegal in Hawaii, with possession equivalent to a Class C Felony".

Question to the readers: if those 8 Pacific Islands, out of the eleven total, truly belong to the United States, how can a crab that is indigenous to the 8 UMMOA islands of the Pacific also be illegal in Hawaii, which is also part of the United States, also in the Pacific Ocean, and also part of the Polynesia subregion? — note that some Hawaiians may even dispute the "fact" that Hawaii is part of the United States, and for a number of good reasons.

The only things that are illegal in a country are things that don't belong, that are not indigenous, not endemic, not native to that country! In other words, coconut crabs come from another country, the country of Tallini's recognised community!

The UMMOA®, Tallini's recognised community, believes that this is yet further evidence that the UMMOA's eleven Pacific Ocean and Caribbean Sea islands are indeed Ummoagian, not American, and those UMMOA islands are clearly under illegal occupation by the United States! The giant coconut crab is the UMMOA's National Crustacean.

Is any UN member state ready to recognise that these eleven UMMOA islands, islands formerly known as the United States Minor Outlying Islands, are really UMMOA territory, not at all US territory, and the truth is finally coming out of a starving coconut crab, who is saying to everyone: the UMMOA "invasion" is really like Russia's "invasion" of Crimea, and by the way, I come from an island with no human natives, no indigenous people, but here is my indigenous vote anyway, the only one possible, and a vote for Tallini as Governor!

Giant Coconut Crab Sighted in Hawaii

The Cesidian Root: A bizarre peek at the world wide weird
HMRD Cesidio Tallini [7, 8]