What totally foreign images Google associates with the UMMOA
(and what they say about us)




We speak English




But we speak a different kind of English




We also understand Interlingua




We are in a different time zone


We enjoy recognition from this quasi-official part of Amsterdam




We are almost welcome at 10 Downing Street




ET feels perfectly at home on the islands claimed by the UMMOA (ET already home)




The French State designates our Savoy friends as "folk", not terrorists, but they still jail them anyway




Obama prepares a coup against the Hon Most Rev Dr Tallini (in his dreams only, because how can he substitute him?)




Russia does not dream up coups against the Hon Most Rev Dr Tallini (they already know he's the cleverest of them all)




Yes, we are "health nuts", and the Hon Most Rev Dr Tallini is even a Medicine Man




We don't just talk about ocean pollution, but are beginning to clean it up




We finance research into alternative and clean sources of energy




Sealand would bet their (truly valuable) Sealand dollars on us




The Holy Empire of Reunion considers us friends




Only through the UMMOA can one build a bridge between Africa and Oceania




Real Christian churches know us well